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morocca Mo Rocca

I don't get it. You play a sport with a basket & everyone assumes you're not gay. You ride a bike w/ a basket & everyone assumes you ARE gay

17 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 101

michaelianblack Michael Ian Black

3D printing incorrectly assumes that I WANT to fix broken things instead of just complaining about them.

4 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 46

jkottke Jason Kottke

VentureBeat guesses TNW confirms TC reports AllThingsD says Fast Company assumes Mashable reckons Facebook is possibly buying Waze. Maybe.

10 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 77

yankees New York Yankees

.@DRob30 assumes role of @Yankees Spokesperson for the Wounded Warrior Project - @wwpinc.

16 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 21

mrstealyachscke Marcos Garcia

I hate arguing with someone that assumes that they know everything.

13 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 19

billcorbett BillCorbett

In the MAD MEN series finale Don Draper grows a big bushy mustache, moves to Hawaii and assumes yet another new identity: MAGNUM P.I.

14 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 57

pervlikebieber JUSTINS HORNY CUNT

WHEN THE FUCK WILL U REALISE JUSTINS BEEN HERE CARING FOR U ALL ALONG BUT U NEVER CARED FOR HIM OR HIS FEELINGS. U ASSUMES THE WORSE OF HIM.

10 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 15

philosophy_muse Philosophy Muse

Twitter assumes people listen. Many don't.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 36

mellamobre Bre

It's crazy how people open up to you about every single detail of their life and not once ask you about yours and then assumes you are close

16 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 24

steelers1972 Tony P.

It's so fucking cute how this ATM assumes I have 20 bucks or more in my account .... Just give me my $3.15 and I will be on my way.

8 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 85

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