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cmpunk CM Punk

“@ogwilliker: @CMPunk when I stand in the sun too long my skin starts to hurt. What do I do?” Cover yourself in butter. Wait it out.

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eatthisnotthat Eat This, Not That!

YO NO! Yoplait Original Harvest Peach has more sugar than a two-pack of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Eat Fiber One Strawberry yogurt instead.

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sexstrology Terry Nazon

Nobody can butter Taurus up like a Capricorn can

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mettaworldpeace Metta WorldPeace

Can I borrow some butter , sugar , a butter spoon and your girlfriend... I'll give it right back.. I have none of these items at the moment

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sharkweek Shark Week

What is a shark's favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish! #SharkJokes

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barackobussa Johnelle Booty

If she can suck peanut butter thru a capri sun straw #SheaFreak with raw talent

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leahisnotonfire Live the KIGH life.

I would LOVE to see Dan ask the waitress for butter in an American accent

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dandooki Megida TohBad

Stop spreading your laps its not blue band butter!

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the_hoy_boy Michael

I'm finally ready to believe it's not butter.

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