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A piece of cake in the fridge and a note on it, "Don't eat me" Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from a cake"

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caitlinmoran Caitlin Moran

Two girls have just appeared at the front door, selling cake. THIS IS THE UTOPIA I DREAMED OF.

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niggastew DAT NIGGA STEW

"Dude she just called you fat!" "OH HELL NO, Hold my cake!"

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ukuncut UK Uncut

Lovely sunny day chez Clegg. Lots of cake, music and bunting. Come down! Bring water and sun cream. X

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imthenemo JUST KEEP SWIMMING

"I'm gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it." ....... "Is that cake?"

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kevhollander Kevin Hollander

Sorry I'm late for my Cake Day, Reddit! I was caught in rush hour in Queenstown, New Zealand.: submitted by iwi..

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collingwood_fc Collingwood FC

ICING ON THE CAKE! Steele Sidebottom kicks one of the goals of the night from the pocket. You beauty Steele! #gopies 74-49

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jonniemarbles Jonnie Marbles

To all the Tory apologists saying #UKUncut have "gone too far" this time: THEY'RE JUST STANDING AROUND EATING CAKE.

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favfoods Favorite Foods

Make Your Own Wedding Cake http://t.co/OSfm7hGl

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rihanna Rihanna

Put the cake in ya face!!!! Happy birthday @marielhaenn love u always, thx for working today http://t.co/wDj6V4sY

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