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Good dads give their daughter's douchey new boyfriend "the talk". GREAT dads have him turned into a Carbonite coffee table.

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depresseddarth Darth Vader

I want to freeze Justin Bieber in carbonite.

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depresseddarth Darth Vader

If your daughter was dating Han Solo, you'd want to freeze him in carbonite too.

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maccadaynu Dean Ward

Han Solo frozen in carbonite declared 'fit for work' by ATOS #britishstarwars

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boingboing Boing Boing

Get yourself 3D scanned and printed out as a Stormtrooper figurine or trapped in carbonite at Disney World http://t.co/Hf2HZSeOoG

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starwarsplots Star Wars Plots

Luke finds Jar Jar Binks, frozen in carbonite, partially buried in the Dune Sea. He quickly buries him and seals Jar Jar's fate...FOREVER...

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waltdisneyworld Walt Disney World

Did you know you can cast yourself in Carbonite during #StarWarsWeekends? Here's how: http://t.co/kzkeNIxRqW

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medadarthvader Darth Vader

Every father secretly wants to freeze his daughter's boyfriend in carbonite.

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xplodingunicorn Exploding Unicorn

I’d save a lot of money on babysitters if I could freeze my kids in carbonite for the night. Don’t let me down, science.

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jesusfan2009 Evan Minton

How often do you backup? Take backup off your to-do list. Exclusive offer! Try Carbonite free, get 2 bonus months http://t.co/N3DeK8VIsF

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