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“People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate that people think they don’t care what people think” - George Carlin

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En un conocido Restaurante de Palermo, Carlos Calvo (Conocido como Carlin), fingio un severo retraso mental para no pagar la cuenta

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I do this thing called thinking. Apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes

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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor

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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor

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I have 6 locks on my door. When I go out, I lock 3. That way when somebody picks the locks, they are always locking 3 of them.~George Carlin

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I worship the sun, but I don't pray to it. I pray to Joe Pesci, because he looks like a guy who can get things done. ~George Carlin #p2

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My motto is: Live & Let Live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes

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streetleague STREET LEAGUE

New edition of The Weekend Buzz with new @StreetLeague pro Jimmy Carlin

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. ~George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #Humor

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