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rufushound Rufus Hound

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the dude hosting #eurovision like to cock. Not Graham Norton. Well, yeah, him. But the Azabajaan

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warrenellis Warren Ellis

Yes, I could be watching #eurovision. I could also be gouging the Azerbaijani word for "help" into my face with a sharpened dolphin cock

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stebax Steven Baxter

He's wearing a cock hat. By which I mean a hat that cocks wear. Not a hat on his cock. As far as I can tell. #eurovision

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unitedrant United Rant

Andy Townsends such a massive cock isn't he. Big purple bell end

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coastiefish Matt Smith

Chicken wire is such a cock blocker.

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imlatrell LΛTRELL

My cock is a frequent stroke victim doe. #BMB

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funnyorrelate Laugh!

"WHO WANTS TO TOUCH MY COCK?" "Grandma please… put the chicken down."

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salford_sandra Sandra McGuire

ingulburts cock is one ov them bendy ones xx

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yoitsswagg Soy mal

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kevinrose Kevin Rose

Infusing some fighting cock w/ tobacco leaves from the farmers market http://t.co/AtyZ4zLZ

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