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dirty_vans Hair Weave Killa

1+1 =3 If you don't wear a condom.

4 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 41

positivep Pablo V.

Why do people refer to big condom pack as "family sized"? I never want to use the word family and condom together.

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 16

erlc_cartman Not Eric Cartman

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! But here's a condom, so fuck me safely.

3 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 160

whatstacethinks whatstacethinks

My mum was just clearing out the room of a girl who was staying with her & down the side of her bed was a COURGETTE IN A FUCKING CONDOM!!!

4 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 21

stewiecomedy Stewie Griffin

a bunch of gay guys are in a hot tub and a condom floats up.. one of them says "alright! Who farted?!"

51 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite 160

itruebeliebers Stratford Boy ∞

Jeremy + Pattie + Bed - Condom = Best thing happened to this world. [follow me, I follow back] ♥

9 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 75

hesgotbadluck hesgotbadluck

Condom breaks when having sex for first time. Girlfriend gets pregnant with Quintuplets.

4 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite 67

theredwhistle TheRedWhistle

Today, tell a friend that HIV can be prevented by ABCD! Abstinence, Being faithful, Correct Condom Use and D for Do not use drugs!!!

18 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 20

goten Goten

I don’t always have sex with a condom, but when I do, I take it off and just put it in her butt.

13 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite 24

y__u__no Y U No ??

#FckYouMean CAN WE GO RAW? Y U NO STFU AND GRAB THAT CONDOM?

14 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 60

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