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thisisrobthomas Rob Thomas

Back from the dentist. My mouth is having a party.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 18

wossy jonathan ross

So now that the summer is here I am of course booked into the dentist all morning. Happy Happy Joy joy

4 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 16

cocosworld Coco

OMG. I was at the dentist yesterday and all I could think about was missing Thong Thursday...I'll make it up like I always do!!

24 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 37

petewentz Pete Wentz - RE:PETE

Somewhere the toothfairy is crying and shedding wings at all the tooth dust that just came off the drill for me at the dentist.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 194

luccarl Lüc Carl

You have time to masterbate every day yet you haven't flossed in 3 weeks? Do your dentist a favor... Stop jerking off.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 35

ukcoachcalipari John Calipari

My friend and dentist from Richmond, his daughter Emma Elizabeth Palmer graduates Friday. Congratulations, Emma!

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devonesawa devon sawa

I'm trying to explain to my dentist that encouraging people to brush isn't going to make him a lot of money.

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hueymack Huey Mack

Dentist offices are awkward.

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onemillionfacts OneMillionFacts

Chewing gum was invented by a dentist, named William Semple - as a way to exercise your jaws.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 25

schmoodles Jessica

I'M DRUNKER THAN STEVE BUSCEMI'S DENTIST!!!

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 60

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