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Dentist: *Stabs you in the chest* Dentist: "You're bleeding because you don't floss."

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solveigjonas that's me. ☆

going to school: late going to a dentist appointment: late going to a party: late going to One Direction concert: 16 hours early

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eightinchgoat MMMMMMark

My dentist appt. went well today. The cleaning sucked, but I had a boob in my ear for 45 minutes!

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oskeethegreat Rihanna's Forehead

.@TrinidadJamesGG All that money bruh a trip to the dentist wouldn't hurt.

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drujohnston Dru Johnston

Oh no. I've got a dentist appointment in a week. I better start flossing now so I can act offended when they ask me if I floss.

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Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."

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en_cohen Ian Cohen

My brother's a dentist, hope he starts using "the gloves are off, the wisdom teeth are out" as a catchphrase after his next removal.

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thepurrfectkaty σн мy нυdѕση.

School: *late* Dentist appointment: *late* Birthday party: *late* Katy's concert: *shows up 10 hours early*

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dentistsulliw limitos。

Dentist #openfollow for rp. Tlist bantu retweet jsy, let's be friends:-) -3

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alfeury Al Feury

The dentist does not care when they clean your teeth....leaving ya lips all kinds of dry

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