drunk – Topsy Tweet Search

beatkingkong CLUBGOD AMEN !

No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes....

3 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 45

cirocbwoy_ WELFARE BILLIONAIRE

CHRIS BOSH NECK SOO LONG NIGGA DRINK ALCOHOL TODAY & WONT GET DRUNK TILL TOMORROW

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 403

cosmopolitan Cosmopolitan

Anyone having sex with Satan must use a condom + other laws that sound like they were written by drunk people: http://t.co/GPRurFIbiR

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 37

shakethegreat Shake Styles

Let's get drunk and just talk about how we really feel about each other

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 13

natgeopix National Geographic

You're drunk, rainbow

3 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2,877

bestworstadvice TheBestWorstAdvice

Yes. Yes it is identity theft if drunk me bought all kinds of shit that sober me would never authorize.

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 13

drunk drunk

If you see a drunk woman crying tonight, ask her if its because she's gross

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 43

obiiieeee Eric O'Brien

Dont hate me because Im beautiful hate me because I stumbled into your house drunk, at 3am, and demanded you make me a Mickey Mouse pancake.

13 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite 21

tmoney68 Tony

I get defensive when I'm called a "raging alcoholic." It's not that I'm not a drunk, but I'm actually pretty happy-go-lucky.

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 14

drugleaf LeVar Burzum

get so drunk you accidentally start using internet explorer

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 36

Topsy