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frankieboyle Frankie Boyle

I have a theory that the egg that split to form them was actually trying to destroy itself #Eurovision

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elfaco Facundo Falduto

PLAYERS / YOUR MOMMA'S PUSSY / LET'S SEE IF YOU PUT SOME EGG / THAT YOU PLAY AGAINST NO-ONE.

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robertgollatogo robertgollatogo

“A friend of mine was recently asked to a costume ball. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist.” - Ronald Reagan

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jamesallensaid jamesallensaid

The oak sleeps in the acorn; the bird waits in the egg; and in the highest vision of the soul a waking angel stirs.

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moadeola mowumi akande

How will you serve jollof rice and boiled egg at your wedding when its not a ritual festival

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lynnffs Lynn Roberts

Jedward's ability to be out of time with each other despite being from THE SAME EGG is amazing.

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wowser Mr Wowser

"Good evening egg. Chicken calling. May I say how beautifully you laid me this evening" #eurovision

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mighty_ivanovic Branislav Ivanovic

#SeppBlatterPenaltyAlternatives Egg and Spoon race.

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dadboner Karl Welzein

Captain Karl's Bratato Salad starts with my own homemade 'Tato Salad. Plenty of mustard and hard cooked egg. It's so money.

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dan_bernstein Dan Bernstein

About to grill, knowing the only thing better than a bacon cheeseburger is one with a fried egg on it, too: some runny yolk in every bite.

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