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notch Markus Persson

One of the notes is "elf eggs?". Best game ever.

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danwarp Dan Schneider

Tell Victoria I'm right outside her window with a dozen eggs!!!!

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danwarp Dan Schneider

About to play a joke on Victoria Justice! She's doing a live chat! I'm outside her window with a dozen eggs! ABOUT TO FREAK HER OUT!

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fltness Fitness & Nutrition

Fat burning foods: grapefruit, watermelon, berries, hot peppers, celery, greek yogurt, eggs, fish, green tea, coffee, water, oatmeal.

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itweetfunny_ iTweetFunny™

What's the difference between eggs and me? Eggs get laid. ( ._.)

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bestworstadvice TheBestWorstAdvice

If she wants breakfast in beg, just throw eggs at her while she's sleeping.

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adrianedmondson Adrian Edmondson

I'm in Baku. Working. The spurts of flame on stage - ever bothered to think who's providing the gas from beneath? That's me! (Pickled eggs)

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wordwhispers Dr. SunWolf

Life is not orderly, no matter how much we think it should be. Sooner or later, we drop a box of eggs, forget a map, or fall in love.

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djfreshdnb Dj Fresh

Mixing a live set is like frying 100 eggs at the same time with one pan

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majani_ lempuris

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid. ( ._.)

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