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Twitter is a good excuse to talk to yourself without looking stupid.

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frankiecocozza Frankie Cocozza

If your Gunna be a cunt, you should try and be the best cunt. Big up all the cunts. Excuse my French. Love you all

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speechsosincere iℓ♥vecняιst

Being "busy" isn't an excuse for not spending the necessary time with God daily. You will make time for what's important to you. ;)

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1daustralia Zayn Malik ♡

During Niall's speech last night, he said 'this doesn't happen to people from Mullingar'. EXCUSE ME AS I DROWN IN MY TEARS.

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sexualtruth 18 & OVER ONLY!

If you come over, use my bathroom, & don't wash your hands I have no other choice but to politely excuse your nasty ass out my house! #Truth

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i_skeet_tweetss Mr. PORTER ^_^

Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse.. WHAT THE HELL MOVE BITCH! -.-

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majestiko_o Majestik

Some females use being drunk as an excuse for having sex.... Yall need to stop it.... If you wanted some dick you just wanted some dick

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clockworkdj CLockWorK

Jay-z- excuse me miss

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funnyasktweets Funny Tweets!

Brb = looking for an excuse to stop talking to you.

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dearpleasesays Dear Please Says™

The worst excuse for not turning in homework is I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.

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