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rainnwilson RainnWilson

Did you know that if you fart in the international space station, the Russians will eject you into space?

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therealcliffyb Cliff Bleszinski

I just let out a fart that sounded EXACTLY like the Inception horn!

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uncharted_ プリンス

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

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jennyjohnsonhi5 Jenny Johnson

God wouldn't have made children so short if he didn't want you to fart in their faces.

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tweetoligist Stay In My Lane....

@RickeySmiley whats the difference between a woman and a fridge.....the fridge dont fart when i pull my meat out of it...lol

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pickuplinesfail Pick Up Lines Fail

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

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huntermoore Hunter Moore

i used to be scared of girls. And would get nervous talking to them. Then i realized they fart and poop

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mental_floss Mental Floss

Why Do Beans Make You Fart? — http://t.co/Oko6Ns33

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thatdudemcfly Marlon Palmer

When a girl tells me to let it out .......I fart. You guys just gotta be more specific. lol

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