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willyferrell Will

Sometimes for fun, I slip condoms into the carts of little old ladies at the grocery store and then watch the clerk's reaction.

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mavs41bw Black Fredette

Dating w/ no intent to marry is like going to the grocery store with no money. You either leave unhappy or take something that isn't "yours"

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wiiiy_wonka Condescending Wonka

It makes me sad that kids these days will not know the fun we had pulling coupons out of the grocery store dispensers..

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danmanganmusic Dan Mangan

Later in a grocery store: a woman is convinced by tabloid she is simultaneously too skinny and also too fat to ever be happy.

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jc J Cornelius

Dear America, your grocery stores sell fresh fruit and vegetables. Buy them. Eat them. Skip the “food” that comes in boxes and bags.

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cpt_burnout Queen of the Damned

I'd rather take a couple laps around the grocery store than risk running in to you at the checkout.

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jeni_decker Jeni Decker

Yahoo buying Tumblr is like what happens when I send my husband grocery shopping.

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yesthatamy Amy

Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four.

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metroadlib fooler initiative

I am the most judge-y when I'm in line at the grocery store. And I can see what you choose to feed yourself.

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jennyheartback Jenny Heart

Going to the grocery store hungry, is a lot like going to the bar horny. You're probably going to bring home something you shouldn't.

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