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bigdataborat Big Data Borat

If data have structure store Postgres. If data no have structure store Hadoop. If data no have value store Mongo.

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mcflymusic mcfly

It's 9am AND tickets are now on sale for McFly 10th Anniversary Concerts #McFly10Years RT if you're coming.

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nunferno Dan Vinci's Nunferno

Langdon gasped. If he'd deciphered the symbols correctly, Jesus had married Joan of Arc at Stonehenge! If not, it was a recipe for meatloaf.

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digg Digg

This is what Game Of Thrones characters would look like if they were in the 90's (http://t.co/L6JGD1GKxA) http://t.co/ZPJMFQcUZ2

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republicandalek The Republican Dalek

DALEKS. WE HAVE A SPECIAL INTERNMENT CAMP. MT @neilhimself Who decides if you are a "real" writer or not?

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deathstarpr Death Star PR

Hard to believe 'Return of the Jedi' came out 30 years ago, and that if you saw it in the cinemas you are now incredibly old.

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narryliciouus ☹saarah☹

*cries if doesn't get tickets* *cries if gets tickets*

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marcuschown Marcus Chown

David Cameron warns that, if we are not nice to our crooked bankers, they'll all leave the country. RT if you are "quite relaxed" about that

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barcastuff barcastuff

Contrary to earlier reports, Barcelona's players and staff will not get an extra bonus of 1M if they reach 100 Liga points. [sport]

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women_sports Women In Sports

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? -John Wooden

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