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abdullah_omar Omar Abdullah

Petrol Pump Attendant : Saab, Kitne ka daaloon? Customer : 2-4 Rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai. #petrol #pricehike

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abhishekapoor Abhishek Kapoor

Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? Driver: 2-4 Rupye ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai

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ghalibpoetry Mirza Ghalib.

kitne sheereen hain tere lab ke raqeeb // gaaliyaan khaake bemazaa na huaa. [ sheereen = sweet ; raqeeb = rival, opponent ]

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ambaarsaria ambaarsaria

Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka petrol daaloon? Me : 2-4 Rupye ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.

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somebirdie Chidiya Rani

Petrol Wale Bhaiya - Kitne ka #petrol dalun? Me: 5-10 Rupay ka gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai, aag lagani hai.

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supaarwoman Khaleesi

'Tu jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai?' is soon to be replaced by 'Tu jaanta hai Twitter pe mere kitne followers hain?'

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 8

twilightfairy twilightfairy

Also the monk ferrari one RT @iRajneesh Next person who does the 'Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon?...' joke, I say we burn him/her

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mrmrrajneesh rajneesh kapoor

Tweeter ke do aage tweeter, tweeter ke do peeche tweeter. Aage tweeter peeche tweeter, bole kitne tweeter. #TwitterDialogues

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nirpa neera sabharwal

Petrol pump attendant,"kitne ka daalu?" Customer,"2-4 rupye ka car par spray kar de,aag lagani hai!! " :)

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simpoosir S S Sodhi

Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta hai? Teri haesiyat hi kya hai? Followers kitne hain tere? #TwitterDialogues

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