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jstaffz J Staffz

White parent: *Knock knock* "May I come in?" Black parent: *Boom boom* "Open up this damn door! You don't pay no bills to be locking shit."

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ohdopequotes ohdopequotes™

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Daisy" "Daisy who?" "Daisy me rollin', they hatin'...."

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savagewayss Þɛnny Þroud ღ

I personally hope celtics knock heat out of the playoffs. Fuck their bandwagon fans.

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Injuries everywhere but the hearts still going! Full credit to the Sixers. They were tough to knock down. BEAT THE HEAT! #celtics !RONDO!

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roddywhitetv Roddy White

I like dos santos he said I like to knock people out

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georgecariin George Carlin

Knock knock. "Who's there?" A priest. "Get the fuck out of here I'd rather go to hell than give your thieving ass any money."

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realrossnoble Ross Noble

Do not try and knock the queens crown off you will be shot.i tried training grouse to steal it that why the royals shoot them dead

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dodgers Los Angeles Dodgers

Watch Tony Gwynn hand the @Dodgers the lead with this two-run knock in the 4th: http://t.co/DvclgIvP

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harlemskayfly Mr. Audi R8 KAYFLY

Sometimes we put up walls. Not to block people out, but to see who cares enough to knock them down.

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poliwhiri Hanner the Spanner

How do you know that there's a Tyrannosaurus in your bathroom? It's eating your children. Knock knock. Who's there? Not your children.

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