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tiffanywilliam Tiffany William

"When I married you, I married your problems too." -Marshall Eriksen

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robdelaney rob delaney

A fun way to make Anne Hathaway love you would be to say "Ms. Hathaway, your charm goes 'Allthaway' to my heart!" Then you'd get married.

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mrepictweets MrEpicTweets

The awkward moment when you change your relationship status from married to divorced and your mom likes it.

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themerchdude merch dude

What do you call two Black gay guys getting married?... A wedding #noh8

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uberbullshite UberFucks

74% of people in africa are married to a goat.

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ifreke Ifreke Inyang

Pictures: Osaze Odemwingie is now a married man http://t.co/Fk9ic2EX

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kenjennings Ken Jennings

If you're making a movie about an unhappily married woman but Michelle Williams passes, boy I dunno. CGI Michelle Williams maybe?

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gerardwaypics Gerard Way Pics

"She’s an amazing fine artist and I’m lucky and proud to be married to her" Gerard

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thecodyupdates Cody Simpson Updates

✘Single, ✘Taken, ✘Complicated, ✘Married, ✔Simpsonizer. Forever alone waiting for Paradise.

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shelbyknox ShelbyKnox

Women of color are most likely to vote in their own self-interest, followed by single white women, w/ married white women last. #nerdland

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