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thegooglefact The Google Fact™

People who masturbate more are less likely to be depressed.

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motherjones Mother Jones

Gee...thanks? RT ‏@mileskahn Of all the websites I frequent, Mother Jones is by far the hardest to masturbate to.

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cthagod Charlamagne Tha God

Books on how to properly masturbate. RT @AMGcedes: @cthagod what do you mean by self help? Just curious

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drewssparkles jacksgap☯

"you call justin bieber gay but he's the one performing for victoria's secret models while you masturbate to porn at home" THIS

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hogwarts_cherry 童貞魔法使い養成学校ホグワーツチェリー校

Can I masturbate by you? フランク May I masturbate by you? Ｗould you mind if I masturbate by use of you ？丁寧あなたをオカズにしていいですか？ #童貞English

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thefunnysexist The Funny Sexist™

My wife and I are into S&M...... She sleeps, I masturbate.

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sutterink kurt sutter

"@lilbit0JD:What do you want to do after SOA?" #SOAQA sleep. re-introduce myself to my family. masturbate. eat popcorn.

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twerkfredo alex

I NEED TO GO MASTURBATE BC JUSTIN IS SEX

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nick_hubert Mr Nick

If you turn the sound off its easier to masturbate #eurovision

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jazzzzzmina Dat Jazzzzz

Just want you to know, I still think about you all the time... When I masturbate.

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