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irishspy Phineas Fahrquar

Mice that eat yogurt have bigger testicles, exhibit "mouse swagger" and mate more often

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leannesykestwx Nathan Sykes

@JayTheWanted mate, fans know...we should just tell them about Jaythan.....

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mytruelad True Lad

Mate's status - "never in the history of Malia have so many girls been annihilated by so few lads". #ChurchillWouldBeProudLAD

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anilthakraney anil thakraney

Gauti, don't look so gambhir. This is floozy cricket, mate. You won us the world cup and that's what counts.

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elroraps Elro

'I'm the king of snatching queens, check mate.' best pitbull line he's ever written... And it doesn't even make sense.

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michistedeldia Chistes y Frases

Tengo ganas de subirme a un taxi y después de un rato en silencio señalar y decirle, en ese puente me maté hace 2 años.

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mrslapyourself Luke

Original magnums are dead. Just a glorified choc ice mate.

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gazgshore Gaz

“@samevans23: @GazGShore when's the Cancun trip on tele mate?” 26th of June!!!

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hechoscyrus HechosCyrus™ Miley®

Miley regalo a mate a su hermana Brandi pero su hermana Brandi se lo regalo a sus padres #HechosCyrus

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cherlfans Matt (:

People who constantly hate on Cher's music because of Swagger Jagger errr it's nearly been a year mate #SIT

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