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MOM: "Dinner time!" *0.00001 seconds later* MOM: "Did you NOT hear me call you! I said dinner time! You are so addicted to the computer!"

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itsbrennanhuff Brennan Huff

25 years from now: Dad, how did you meet mom? “Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that.”

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gleemazing G L E E M A Z I N G

That awkward moment when Santana's mom and Rachel's dads didn't attend graduation... I mean, even Quinn's mom was there. #GLEE

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george_collard Team Follow Back

My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. But honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.

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_soberthoughts jaee.

ya'll be doing THEE MOST w/ these good morning mentions -_- go hug your mom or something!

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gabelandeskog92 Gabriel Landeskog

Mothers day in Sweden today. Would love to share some stories about my mother but this one sums it up perfectly; Mom, you're a true winner.

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support4cody Lilie Styles

Cody:"That's my family! That's my sister, my brother, my mom, and that's Barack Obama!" Robber:"Barack Obama is your father?"

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usweekly Us Weekly

What a cool mom! @MichelleObama treated her girls Malia and Sasha to a @Beyonce concert last night

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thisdopeboy Realest Tweets™

RT if you would take a bullet for your MOM ♥

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wehonorbieber kidrauhl.

Friend: "what time was Justin Bieber born?" Me: "12:56am" Friend: "what time were you born?" Me: "Uhm let me go ask my mom."

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