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antonycosta Antony Costa

Morning all it's my mums birthday today thank you for your birthday wishes to her..she will be very grateful ..have a good day peeps xx

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laurenbravo Lauren Bravo

My Mum's plan: We divide into English, N. Irish, Scottish and Welsh entries then all nip across the borders to vote for ourselves.

22 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 16

getbentsaggy Chris SimpsonsArtist

i am just relaxing in the sunshine and i am wearing my mums old sarong and my light grey swimming trunks because and i am so boiled xox

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findbadger Border Collie LOST

Welcome to new followers. And people RT ing, thank you. If a vet scans me they would get my mum's phone number and she would come get me )

22 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 15

merrickwatts Merrick Watts

I'm having the guiness and beef pie. Mrs is having fish and chips. Mum's having a cigarette! Go Australia!

12 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 14

bigjohnterry John Terry

£14 for a full xmas dinner, thats why mums go to iceland. £10 for an 18 year old bouncing on ur cock all day, thats why dads go to Thailand

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kingofpiczo tom

We have a seating plan for our living room and I'm sat in my mums seat and I can just tell that shit is going to go down

23 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 12

unluckiestbrian unluckiestbrian

Hires prostitute. Finds out mums real job.

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findbadger Border Collie LOST

If you know dog walkers, groomers, vets, kennels can you please tell them about me? If they scan me my chip has Mum's details to come get me

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1directified ♡Luke Brooks

Mum's just said, "Maybe we should have 1D do our Eurovision song next year... Maybe we'd actually get somewhere for once"

22 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 8

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