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mr_popular Showtime

Regular heart beat: __/\_______/\_______, When i don't feel my phone in my pocket : _/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ #BMB

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radasheck Rad Basement

I found obama's secret gay agenda. *its a pocket planner covered in pink stickers. He penciled in appointments such as "kiss a cute boy"*

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dodgers Los Angeles Dodgers

"Don Mattingly with that pocket full of miracles." -Vin Scully on Gordon and Gwynn's double steal. End of 2, @Dodgers & Astros w/ 1 apiece.

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drakebell Drake Bell

Ten ball corner pocket!

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oddjustin fuck Lisa

Selena's phones missing, justin's shoe came off, his pocket came out, his hat fell off. & all he did was punch a guy.... ONCE.

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safiabieber_x SαfιαβιєвєяOVO♥

Okay so his hair is scruffy, he is missing a shoe, his hat fell off and his pocket is inside out! WHO THE FUCK IS MESSIN WITH MY JUSTIN!

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slutty_hagrid Slutty Hagrid

Had a crafty pocket wank whilst teaching today and wiped the jizz in Neville's hair

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vodkadietsoda Andy

If you invite me out, and say “Hey, do you mind driving?” at the last minute, I’ll pull vodka out of my pocket & chug it until I can’t walk.

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darkskin Darkskin™

I got money in every pocket in my cargo, pull up in a larko, call me gucci fargo...

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greatguygregg Good Guy Gregg

Has a banana in his pocket. Is also happy to see you.

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