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borowitzreport Andy Borowitz

WHERE ARE THEY NOW: Since leaving the presidential race, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is still a raging asshat.

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johnmoe John Moe

Everyone loves Elvis Presley's song "Lemonade, That Cool Refreshing Drink" but I think "We Gotta Win This Race" is underrated.

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dtnindia DTN India

DTN India: Not in race for President post, Karunanidhi clarifies: DMK chief M Karunanidhi on Sunday scotched rep..

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thenascarwall The Nascar Wall

Whos watching the #NASCAR race? RT IF YOU ARE!!!

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grahamrahal Graham Rahal

Sounds like everyone loved the race today. That's @indycar folks, we're coming back and putting on some great shows. Spread the word!

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patrickdempsey Patrick Dempsey

Tee and I are soon off to see top women cyclists ! Exergy tour , no more tour tracker , will be at race !

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inialls ∞

I hate the human race lol.

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jacquesdebris Jacques Debris

I double-dog dare @DanicaPatrick to race in a Princess Sparkle Pony paint scheme. #NASCAR

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selintifada Selin Al Khalil

Arms race in the Middle East began in 1960s when Israel armed. It is the only country in Middle East that achieved nuclear capability. #Iran

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f1times The F1 Times

So 6 winners in 6 races. Cool if Schumacher wins in Canada - 7 time champion, car no. 7, wins the 7th race making it 7 winners in 7! #F1

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