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michellemalkin Michelle Malkin

Shorter Holder: You cannot know what I know & I wouldn't tell you anyway, because my official position is I know nuttin!

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morehumor Funny Tweets!

When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."

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dloesch Dana Loesch

Shorter Carney: "It's all Fox News's fault."

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dloesch Dana Loesch

Shorter Dan Pfeiffer: It’s none of your business how the Prez handled Benghazi the night of and it’s a conspiracy theory to ask.

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uberfacts UberFacts

Women who associate with males frequently find that their periods become shorter and more regular.

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globeandmail The Globe and Mail

Will limiting longer-term mortgages make the housing market safer? @CdnMortgageNews says it will limit flexibility http://t.co/n0VDC8z0y9

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dloesch Dana Loesch

Shorter O: "We're going to reform the IRS again even though it was just reformed to not do stuff like this already."

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jimgaffigan Jim Gaffigan

Fun Fact: A flight from NY to Los Angeles is shorter than driving from JFK airport to any part of NYC.

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appadvice.com/appnn/2013/05/siri-wants-you-to-ask-shorter-questions

appadvice AppAdvice.com

Siri Wants You To Ask Shorter Questions http://t.co/72SULFTfU6

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michellemalkin Michelle Malkin

Shorter Dan Pfeiffer: Benghazi? Bqhatevwr

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