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wiiiferreli Will Ferrell

The shortest scary story: The last man on earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door.

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dapeaderclique ♡I FOLLOW BACK, ASK♡

Shortest horror story ever: your wifi is not working.

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The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. #England

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seamusdever Seamus Dever

I am told by my EVU neighbor that this is the shortest skirt in Eurovision history.

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earth_pics Earth Pics

World’s Shortest Escalator

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mybelieberside ميلا

*The world's shortest horror story* Allison walks by you, she stops, asks "Do you wanna be the OLLG?" & points to the girl next to you

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pimpbillclinton Pimp B. Clinton

How do you determine if someone is the world's shortest regular person or the world's tallest midget?

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mommyistattedd Morgan Denise

Women with the shortest temper are the most loyal.

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sam_craske Sam Craske

Who is the shortest member of Diversity??

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jlundbladespn Jeremy Lundblad

Torey Krug (5'9") is the shortest defenseman to score a goal for the Bruins in 27 years (Mike O'Connell)

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