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josephbirdsong joseph birdsong

Only time I've gone out into the neighborhood in the past year was to take a pic of a dead squirrel. Neighbors think I'm a serial killer.

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clanceenemysoil C-LanceEnemySoil

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

12 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 65

girlareyou Girl, are you...

Girl, are you a squirrel? Because you can't seem to go a single day without nuts in your mouth.

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 45

shegotagronk 2 Chinz

I said are you gonna be my squirrel?

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kel12121 Kel 

She swallow so many nuts, you fuck around, find a squirrel in her throat

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pnauticexpress Psychonautic Express

How do YOU know that a squirrel doesn't contemplate the meaning of life...

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 12

buck65 Buck 65

A cute squirrel tried to get in my pants today (this is not a euphemism): http://t.co/bDdmCKmhiN

3 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 8

dastardly_pants ⭐ Dastardly Pants

Quick get security this woman has a squirrel on her head

9 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 8

shwebby2 Shwebby v2.9.2

I'm a Loner, like a Lone Wolf, or some kind of Wolfiness I've been, on occasion, called Lone Squirrel cuz of my fondness of Acorns

12 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 25

aweirdhorse A Weird Horse

Just tickled a squirrel and it laughed so much that an acorn fell out of its mouth and killed an ant.

2 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 30

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