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watermelonmeat •

relationship status: Nah

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kccotyler Where's the Whiskey?

Relationship status: Drove a golf cart to the liquor store.

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itsbonton Bonton .

Relationships are harder now because: Conversation becomes texting 📱 Arguments becomes phone calls ☎ Feeling becomes status messages 💻

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baseballserious Baseball Is Serious

And Miguel Cabrera now has 6 bombs in his last 4 games I'm calling it and hold me to it back to back Triple crown status 👑👑👑

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diarhazkila Diar Hazkila

Kalau hari ini status kita berubah dari pelajar jadi alumni, semoga tanggal 28 berubah lagi dari alumni jadi mahasiswa ya. Amiin.

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firstpostin Firstpost

Malayalam to be granted classical language status, says Chidu http://t.co/k4MNBmnSLU

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qweeniey Cruella DeGoode

I don't believe in breaks in relationships, I don't believe in having sex w/ other people while your relationship status is "complicated"

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jtrulez JT2daExtreme

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leokapakosny LeoKapakos

The REAL scandal is how the TeaParty gets tax-exempt status under "promotes social welfare" RU kidding? http://t.co/3kyAzrO6OO via @youtube

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6 Adrian Lamo

A Facebook 2600 forum reader is Google Mapping the remains & status of the old AT&T Microwave Radio Relay System: https://t.co/RF1C471H8k

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