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My eyes during a test: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→). Teacher comes next to me: (↓_ ↓). Teacher walks away: (←_←)(→_→).

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guardian.co.uk/teacher-network/teacher-blog/2012/may/28/film-club-diamond-jubilee

edubeat EDUBEAT

Schools_News: GUARDIAN: How film brings the diamond jubilee years to life http://t.co/seTC4fQU:... http://t.co/W8yFnwpJ #education

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independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/t...odus-as-thousands-go-for-early-exit-7791466.html

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schoolsontap: Teacher exodus as thousands go for early exit http://t.co/3FRjgCC2 | Independent:... http://t.co/OZHBG0t6 #UK #education

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Teacher: "What's your favourite vegetable?" Me: "Avocados!" Teacher: "That's a fruit.." Me: "Wow, you're a really stupid directionator."

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Teacher: "How can we keep our school clean?" Student: "By staying at home."

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sl4ggy No this is Patrick

'Tuck your shirt in and do your top button it's not that hot!' Says the teacher in a skirt and vest

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danceeverything Everything dances.

Your dance teacher's favorite word is "AGAIN!" #lovedance

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KNOCK! KNOCK!! WHO IS DIA? AMAKWE. AMAKWE WHO? HEARD SHE IS TELLING EVERYBODY SHE GOT THE BEST MARK IN D EXAMS. AMAKWE THAT TEACHER DASH AM

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gleescenes GLEE SCENES!

Teacher: I have a duty to run, remain seated. Mike: *Looks at Blaine* Blaine: *Nods* Mike: *Gets on table shirtless* YOLO! Blaine: HUZZAH.

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“Every teacher before they draw on the board: I'm not an artist.”

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