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xplodingunicorn Exploding Unicorn

Raising a toddler is kind of like living with an enraged howler monkey who occasionally poops in the toilet

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primlystable Primly Stable

You abandon one of your children in a pub toilet. Explain to social services why they shouldn't take the other two away. #EtonExamQuestions

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liams_bum charlie

@Harry_Styles you have a lot of toilet related accidents don't you harry

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kirsty_c Kirsty Connell

@commentisfree I cleaned the toilet. With your toothbrush. Yesterday.

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androxin Andrea

it's too bad the canes aren't changing their logo because it looks like blood in a toilet and could use some work.

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stinkytiger Emily Richardson

So like, "Oh no! Your ship traveled too close to KPX-112's fifty-second moon and now everyone's got diarrhoea and the toilet's broken."

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georgerobbo_ ROBBO

Today was just fucking full of bells,silly string, toilet roll,noise,chanting, Morris in the middle. #banter

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georgebammo George bamford

People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet make me feel sick

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ilydonut cool

Damn girl is ur name public toilet bc loads of people have used u

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1knightstann Papi

What type of low life uses 1-ply toilet paper

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