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stewiecomedy Stewie Griffin

A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.

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「MTWB」第3弾で斉藤和義、NICO Touches the Walls追加 http://t.co/YosTJEHL

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pissedpikachu Pissed Pikachu

It confuses me how Super Mario can smash bricks with his head and be fine, but dies once he touches a turtle

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indabooth Ryan Alexander Booth

a hoe is like the first slice of bread. everybody touches it, but nobody wants it ...

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itsourjerry Juju Our Lives

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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danroan Dan Roan

In the Netherlands they wouldn't dream of asking youngsters to play on adult pitches - realise it means too few touches, strength over skill

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hoya2apacer Roy Hibbert

U wanna know how all diseases get spread all around the world? The answer is simple... Sky Mall Magazine. Every1 sick or healthy touches it!

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worstofleo worstofleo

#Leo touches themselves before bed.

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a7xlines Avenged Sevenfold™

"I love you, you were ready, the pain is strong and urges rise." - Out of the whole song, that line touches me the most.

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galiamango Galia Mango

"You're touching my phone. Stop touching my phone. Why are you touching my phone? STOP TOUCHING MY PHONE" - When someone touches my phone.

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