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grantmickelson Grant Mickelson

My dinner convo tonite: Grant: "Most turds are brown, actually...all turds are brown." Claire: "Uh, no! My turds are pink thank you!"

10 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 45

marlonlwayans marlon wayans

I don't kno what I ate but I'm on this toilet makin lil rabbit turds. "it's wabbit season"

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seth_rogaine SETH ROGAINE

What if farts are the ghosts of dead turds?

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anncoulter Ann Coulter

Biden: Romney no more qualified to be president than a plumber. You’d think he'd have more respect, having spent so much time around turds.

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iamenidcoleslaw Mary Charlene

capers look like elf turds

9 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 51

trohman Joseph Trohman

I've known some serious turds in my time. My dog just described all if them with his butt, in a far more literal way.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 20

kylekinane Kyle Kinane

You turds wanna join my gang? We're the Super Tough Motorcycling Dudes, and you can either be tickled in or let Myers-Briggs decide for you

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markleggett Mark Leggett

Saying that "Men In Black 3" is "the best in the franchise" is like pointing to a pile of dog turds and saying "That top one looks okay."

7 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 19

thatsnotkosher Stanley Tucci Mane

RT @BarackObama: beach house fuckin sucks they're turds i hate that band fuck that band they're boring

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cloydrivers Cloyd Rivers

Besides catchin' turds, toilets also make for real good ashtrays.

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 21

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