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darkskin Darkskin™

Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin.

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1dgoindonesia True Directioners

If I ever said the Avocado is a vegetable and someone corrects me, i'm gonna be like: IF ZAYN SAID IT'S A VEGETABLE, IT'S A VEGETABLE.

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arianfoster Arian Foster

Peas, you're an average vegetable. No spunk to you what so ever. Little green balls of okayness.

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atlantadaily Atlanta Daily

How to install a front yard vegetable garden http://t.co/oLuu6Rmo

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orielus keenon [Team2Funny]

I'd become a vegetarian... if steak became a vegetable.

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aus1dcrew Liam Payne ♔

Avocado is actually a fruit. But if Zayn says Avocado is a vegetable, then it is a fucking vegetable. DON'T ARGUE WITH BRADFORD BAD BOI.

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bieberpayniss Hanna Tomlinson ツ

From Avocado fruit to Avocado vegetable. From Connecticut City to Connecticut Town & From New York to New Tork. Only Zayn.

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theage The Age

Congressman says pizza is not a vegetable. Who knew? http://t.co/T62Mwcir via @theage

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techguerilla Matt Ridings

Bourbon is made from corn. Corn is a vegetable. Vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.

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purrfectharry Li S †

He's Zayn Malik. If he says that avocado is a vegetable, avocado is a fucking vegetable.

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