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blondechacha Freudian Nip Slip

The only commitment issues I don't have are with my vibrator.

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mrtruthandsoul truthNSoul

Morning orgasms are so nice. Or as my wife calls them "Asshole! Hand me my vibrator and keep the kids out for 15 minutes!"

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poppeththypussy Young Fro Gawd

When my first vibrator stopped working, I was in denial. I changed the batteries, beat it on the wall, and even prayed over it.

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May is #Masturbation Month so grab your #nippleclamps and that #vibrator and make yourself cum hard!

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sheriffricktwd Rick Grimes

Lori has only been pleasured by two different thangs. Me and her vibrator.

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A man from Minnesota was arrested in 2011 for turning a vibrator into an explosive and giving it to his ex-girlfriend for Christmas.

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ashotofsouth Rummy

If your sext doesn't make her reach for her vibrator, then you're doing it wrong.

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bfrosty04 Frosty

You know you're dating a poor chick if her vibrator is a buncha wasps in an old coke bottle.

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tvpsychologist Jo Hemmings

Last chance to win a luxury vibrator from @SwanVibes - tell me the one word you associate with pleasure. Winner announced today! Pls RT x

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the_whip_hand Irene Adler

Some people are as disappointing as a vibrator without batteries.

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