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oficialjoao João Pedro C. Motta

Se amor fosse bom, dava para misturar com vodka

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mslarabingle Lara Bingle

I need a vodka to sponsor my mouth.

3 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 36

eslawiniplant Isabel Plant

Mejor consejo cuando te encuentras #solteraotravez : júntate sólo con amigos hombres. No te enrollan y te dan vodka

8 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 61

stellartwot Ella or Denise

I'm starving, do you guys have any vodka?

9 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 23

klathelyricist K'la

Mixing pleasure and business is like mixing vodka and cognac. Don't do it.

9 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 22

srta_iozzi Monica Iozzi

Sabe aqueles dias em que você não tem absolutamente nenhum interesse pela vida? ... Cadê minha vodka?

8 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 79

perry_elornito Perry

El vodka hace que los golpes no duelan tanto ,el actimel te da defensas ,entonces si mezclo vodka con actimel...Sere jodidamente inmortal :O

8 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 23

vodkadietsoda Andy

If you invite me out, and say “Hey, do you mind driving?” at the last minute, I’ll pull vodka out of my pocket & chug it until I can’t walk.

5 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 18

drunkguyatta drunkguyatta

Has 700ml of vodka and 2L of juice. Runs out of vodka first.

4 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 9

glenyrd Glenyrd Skynyrd

I like my women like I like my vodka. In my freezer.

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