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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Is there another word for synonym? #Quotes #Humor ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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original_dubes Michael Duberry

I think that if you play more than 50 times for a club you should get FREE kit for life! Hahahahaha #expensive #unemployed #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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