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"Just want you to know, right off the bat, that I'm cool with you jerking off when I'm around." http://t.co/bkYjkKu #QuoteOfTheDay

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#QuoteOfTheDay Life is like a camera lens. Focus only on what's important & you will capture it perfectly. R http://t.co/trYNHfl1

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Quote of the Day for October 16, 2012

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"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." http://t.co/OL01BK7I #quoteoftheday

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Quote of the Day for August 7, 2011

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"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them." http://bit.ly/nbD8EX #quoteoftheday

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George Washington: "I thought we'd have flying slaves by now" http://t.co/iizHwHAm #QuoteOfTheDay

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#QuoteOfTheDay Tweet Quote favorit kamu. 3 bakal dibacain on air. 10 bakal masuk http://narendrapawaka.tumblr.com

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U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section

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Bernanke: "Our only shot at creating jobs is for this guy to buy a drill press." http://t.co/velWRL36 #QuoteOfTheDay

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Quote of the Day for May 5, 2012

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"There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like falling in love." http://t.co/70ZQTNsg #quoteoftheday

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I Thought We'd Have Flying Slaves By Now | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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George Washington: "I thought we'd have flying slaves by now" http://t.co/iizHwHAm #QuoteOfTheDay

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"We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it." http://t.co/EEu4OH8h #quoteoftheday

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Quote of the Day for October 16, 2012

Quote of the Day for August 7, 2011

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A Day In The Life Of Narendra Pawaka

U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section

Quote of the Day for May 5, 2012

I Thought We'd Have Flying Slaves By Now | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

GReader: July 4th