#50ShadesofGraham

pftompkins Paul F. Tompkins

Please enjoy @grahamclark's hilarious #50ShadesofGraham. I am doing you a service with this!

06/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17

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The air between them was like mayonnaise. The expensive kind. #50ShadesofGraham

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There was a shock of electricity in her, like when you power a small clock with a potato. #50ShadesofGraham

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What were not tear away pants, became tear away pants. #50ShadesofGraham

06/29/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19

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Her hands were everywhere, like an octopus, except drier and only two. #50ShadesofGraham

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His eyes said what his mouth couldn't. His eyes said "Let's pork". #50ShadesofGraham

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"Do a sexy dance." he said. "No, you." she said. "Well somebody dance." the other guy said. #50ShadesofGraham

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It was like his lamborghini poster had come to life and the lamborghini wanted to do it with him. #50ShadesofGraham

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She had the shins of an angel. #50ShadesofGraham

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They were finally alone and it was about to become a real dong-a-roo. #50ShadesofGraham

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