#GuaranteedShag

conorlynn Conor Lynn

"Is that a water balloon in your pocket or are you just wet to see me?" #GuaranteedShag

07/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 42

imdotcotton Dot Cotton

Putting some fake tan on then slipping into some saucy underwear. #GuaranteedShag

05/22/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 43

austinseadon DOM'S MUM

Africa is the place for a lads holiday #guaranteedshag

03/15/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

damiand1993 Damian D

Want to impress a girl? Take her to a @SeveredTiesBand gig and show her you love real music #GuaranteedShag

01/21/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4

daveshirazi Dave Shirazi

Only chat line i've ever known that works 100% of time... 'Show us where you piss from' #guaranteedshag

03/31/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

lukeewalkerrr Luke Walker

might get another pair of crocs for saturday night :-)) #GuaranteedShag

10/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

colin_therabbit Colin The Great

Buyin me owner a freddo for valentines #guaranteedshag

02/05/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

avblowers Alex Villas Blowers

@Mr_V_86 Vegas chat up lines "Are you on your jack jones?" #GuaranteedShag #LadiesMan

11/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

alastairsommerv Alastair Sommerville

40 year old virgins, this guy should tell people he's heston #guaranteedshag

03/28/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

awalton5 Aimee Walton

Stupid Tuesdays with @francesh17 @AmberN_93 tomorrow. #smashed @GeorgieBrehaut better come #guaranteedshag

11/05/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

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