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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' except chips n cheese and the boaby #schemegoblins #glasgowburdproblems

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

@JockBurdProbz missed the M of my name and signed a work email 'hairi' #gutted #glasgowburdproblems

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

that one bra that never gets washed coz it make ur chebs look fab #glasgowburdproblems

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

up the duff with ur 4th wean at 19 but its ok coz they all have the same da n uz r engaged #glasgowburdproblems #bumbumnobaby

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

No knowing patsy cline was a singer #patsyclines #glasgowburdproblems

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crystalkettle Sgt. Pepper

raging wen ur uggs start walking on the ankles #schemegoblins #glasgowburdproblems http://t.co/bqMekxAc

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

Listening to ur pals stories n thinking lie lie lie lie lie #glasgowburdproblems

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

No kissing till the 3rd date makes the shagging on the first 2 really impersonal #glasgowburdproblems #SchemeGoblins

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

no fooling anyone wen u n ur bestie share a cubicle to 'fix ur dress' #getthelinesoot #glasgowburdproblems

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jockburdprobz GlasgowBurdProblems

Calling the walk of shame the stride of pride #SchemeGoblins #glasgowburdproblems

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