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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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stripmaller Jon Paul Fiorentino

Linguistics is the study of linguine. Its most famous practitioner is Nom Nom Nom Chomsky! #noodles #jokes #socialmedia #friendship #lonely

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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diversity_tweet Diversity

Haha just performed at the O2 with these two Alan Carr n Warwick Davis #comedy #dance #jokes :D http://t.co/YaxkuSV9PM

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

I don't have pet peeves ... I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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