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robdenbleyker Rob DenBleyker

When you eat too much Alphabet SpaghettiOs you have a vowel movement. #jokes #poop #funny #OliveGarden

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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stripmaller Jon Paul Fiorentino

Linguistics is the study of linguine. Its most famous practitioner is Nom Nom Nom Chomsky! #noodles #jokes #socialmedia #friendship #lonely

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chuckecheese Chuck E. Cheese

Summer’s all about food, family and FUN! Enjoy your Memorial Day weekend! #LOL #Jokes http://t.co/wiOz4tbUTH

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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georgecarlinsez George Carlin RIP

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ~ George Carlin #p2 #Quotes #jokes

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