St. Margaret’s Catholic School, Morristown, NJ – Second grade: my foray into the Catholic school system. Jesus, how I hated those wretched uniforms – come on, who can look halfway decent in those ridiculous plaid accordion-pleated skirts and dowdy white buttoned-up blouses? And that stupid little crisscross tie thing in front of your neck – what the hell was that about? Where was... moreSt. Margaret’s Catholic School, Morristown, NJ – Second grade: my foray into the Catholic school system. Jesus, how I hated those wretched uniforms – come on, who can look halfway decent in those ridiculous plaid accordion-pleated skirts and dowdy white buttoned-up blouses? And that stupid little crisscross tie thing in front of your neck – what the hell was that about? Where was my favorite little black velvet dress now??? view page