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My spirit Danimal is Strawberry-Banana. No one likes Strawberry-Banana.
I was afraid I was becoming a mature adult but then I laughed for 30 minutes at a commercial for "bone-in steak" and I think I'm okay.
Just bit into a too-hot Hot Pocket and accidentally did an impression of one of Daenerys Targaryen's dragons.
Remember the time you took away my Gameboy even though I said I didn't break the lamp and later dad admitted it? Anyway, happy Mother's Day.
You can be honest. On a scale of 1-to-celebrity-mugshot, how bad of a hair day am I having today?
"Whaaat? You're tellin me that you were younger than your present age one time?! Shut up. Pics or GTFO." - #throwbackthursday
“Okay, here’s the plan, it’s gonna go ‘Cat, cat, tree, more cat, screencap, cat, food, then 12, or so, selfies. BREAK!” - Instagram pep talk
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