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@9to5life
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College dropout, life enthusiast, I miss my old avi.
2,409 Posts by 9to5life
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Christian Hansen
My spirit Danimal is Strawberry-Banana. No one likes Strawberry-Banana.
4 days ago
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Christian Hansen
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Whiskey." *opens door immediately*
9 days ago
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Christian Hansen
Cake rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M.
12 days ago
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Christian Hansen
I was afraid I was becoming a mature adult but then I laughed for 30 minutes at a commercial for "bone-in steak" and I think I'm okay.
12 days ago
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Christian Hansen
Just bit into a too-hot Hot Pocket and accidentally did an impression of one of Daenerys Targaryen's dragons.
13 days ago
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Christian Hansen
My mom told me to tell you that last tweet wasn't true.
14 days ago
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Christian Hansen
Remember the time you took away my Gameboy even though I said I didn't break the lamp and later dad admitted it? Anyway, happy Mother's Day.
14 days ago
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Christian Hansen
You can be honest. On a scale of 1-to-celebrity-mugshot, how bad of a hair day am I having today?
17 days ago
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Christian Hansen
"Whaaat? You're tellin me that you were younger than your present age one time?! Shut up. Pics or GTFO." -
#throwbackthursday
17 days ago
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Christian Hansen
“Okay, here’s the plan, it’s gonna go ‘Cat, cat, tree, more cat, screencap, cat, food, then 12, or so, selfies. BREAK!” - Instagram pep talk
17 days ago
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