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My naked body has proven to be an excellent opposite sex repellent.
2,683 Posts by acomictragedy
2,683 Posts by acomictragedy
Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and go for a stroll outside of my mouth.
Usually, things do not go well at that point.
Frederick Tweetup 2 on Fri, Nov 8 @ 7pm. #FrederickTweetup2
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@Tetley6969 it's 11/8-10 http://t.co/RX3vFuvTSa here's the twitvite and then you can follow FrederickTweetup2 website on tumblr and FB.
Frederick Tweetup 2 on Fri, Nov 8 @ 7pm. #FrederickTweetup2
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Unless you were under a rock last year,
you heard what a great success our 1st tweetup was!
Make plans to attend #2
Frederick Tweetup 2 on Fri, Nov 8 @ 7pm. #FrederickTweetup2
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Rooms secured.
Party favors purchased.
A case of condoms for everyone's entertainment.
#FrederickTweetup2
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Sex is like jelly beans.
Sometimes you just want to know what you just put in your mouth.
@StephStartsOver I've had gunshot wounds that hurt less than some of my hangovers
I know that every day is gift to cherish.
But I wish I could find my receipt for Mondays so I could exchange it for another Friday.
Frederick Tweetup 2 on Fri, Nov 8 @ 7pm. #FrederickTweetup2
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Wondering what you want to do this fall?
Attend the mind blowingly awesome #FrederickTweetup2
Crime doesn't pay.
Having kids doesn't pay.
Therefore kids are criminals.
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