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309 Posts by akauf21
trevso_electric
Trevor S
I invented Dovestep (oscillating bass with a peaceful Christian message).
5 days ago
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iFunny :)
ifunny.mobi/i11760277
akauf21
Aaron
http://t.co/Pv9E49BL
this made me laugh,
8 days ago
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notgarybusey
Not Gary Busey
Man vs. Food is cool, but I'd like to see Man vs. Toilet after watching all that food he eats.
11 days ago
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Wow #hipsterdeltabravo
via.me/-170r7ty
akauf21
Aaron
Wow
#hipsterdeltabravo
http://t.co/kWcKjfdW
13 days ago
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guyendorekaiser
Guy Endore-Kaiser
Today is the day that everyone on Facebook thanks their mothers, and everyone on twitter thanks God that their mothers aren't on twitter.
16 days ago
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fleshcake
G.T. Collins
How can you be sure your tattoo in Japanese doesn't say, "eel pussy 4 life"?
17 days ago
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fun_beard
Fun_Beard
If I fart in my office, there is a 100% chance that someone will walk in within the next 30 seconds.
19 days ago
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untresor
Brandon Guttermouth
I have a cyanide capsule in my second molar for when my parents find my Twitter account.
24 days ago
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cornlog
Richard Hoale
Did a hand solo in under 12 parsecs this morning.
25 days ago
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paulypeligroso
Pauly Casillas
There is no difference between dubstep and your neighbor's car alarm that goes off at 3 am every night.
27 days ago
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