Twitter profile for akorch

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@akorch

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As you recall, you know I love to show off, but you never thought that I would take it this far.

johnjannuzzi John Jannuzzi

Excuse me, affected store associate, may I trouble you to do your job?

08/14/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16

habituallychic Heather Clawson

@AKorch Don't worry, you'll work at Sotheby's with all the classy smart people and we'll go to flea markets and look for treasure.

08/13/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

akorch Alexandra

Okay

08/13/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 28 more

juliussharpe Julius Sharpe

I wish I could wear a burqa so I could zone out for a few hours.

08/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 33

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akorch Alexandra

This is unfortunately every boy I know. Please improve yourselves accordingly. http://t.co/pCr6yo46 @four_pins

08/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17 more

bobbyfinger bobby finger

Skyfall is definitely going to be the September issue of the Bond franchise.

08/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4

pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt

I am 100% certain if I murdered someone, then presented the September VF article on the Brandt Brothers as my defense I'd walk.

08/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 67