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Blogger/Comedian/Cliche. I also write a joke Twitter called @ShitMyDarthSays for no particular reason.
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Just want to get good enough at this for hacky dipshits to steal my tweets.
Got weird error message on Netflix that said, "Why can't you just admit to yourself that you're never going to watch Highlander?"
I hate ambiguity on Instagram. It's like, "Are you super rich and cool and popular or aren't you?!"
I have a 17% bigger brain than Jake Fogelnest! #playbraindex He was tough. @AlexBlagg http://t.co/YdF4OckSDI http://t.co/v9Fxmg3ojR
HelloGiggles Exclusive: Assistant to Hollywood Legend Tells All (CC @JarradPaulAsst)
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A.B.G.T.B.P. (Always Be Going To Birthday Parties) cc @molls - http://t.co/VsPskUwkYt
Somehow I've managed to cultivate one of those thick, fat dad wallets while still being totally broke.
Today LA asks itself: "Do we want a mayor whose name sounds like that guy from The Wire, or one that sounds like prison food?" #teamgarcetti
I don't know why everyone's getting so excited about this new XBox game "White People Introducing Other White People".
Please text REDCROSS to 90999 and donate $10 to help OK tornado victims. They need it. Thanks.
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