Twitter profile for anthraxjones

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@anthraxjones

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hi im Johnny Jackass, welcome to Knoxville

dankmtl Dan

- @RobSchneider I'm thankful the only people who will be hurt by your dangerous advice are stupid enough to take advice from Deuce Bigalow.

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poo_pee_man poo no job man

*gets out some old boots* bein a man can be rough *spits* that's why I *zips up boot and puts on a wig* am a woman

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poo_pee_man poo no job man

*orders milk at a titty bar*

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poo_pee_man poo no job man

cop puts skater in handcuffs "why do you hate teens?" mind flashes back to the fatal kickflip that killed his son "just get in the car punk"

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jerrynoce Jerry Curl

kanye's new album cheezus 1. cheddah ft. briehanna 2. provoLOAN ft. jay cheez 3. smoked like gouda 4. swiss lanes ft. big parmasean

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jon_bois Jon Bois

i wish our national anthem had "and many more / on channel 4" etc. tack-ons like "happy birthday" does

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anthraxjones Anthrax Jones

lolwut “@masonsrevenge: This is the best email ever received. Literally crying. Like, actual tears formed in my eyes http://t.co/iIPVGEEqNa”

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tallcathy tallcathy

I think Kim Kardashian just ruined Yeezus for me. It's difficult listening to Kanye rap about titties when u know who the titties belong to

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anthraxjones Anthrax Jones

you're fucking high “@SniperJoe1924: Ryan Miller is probably going to be traded to the Avs for their number 1 overall pick. Thank the Lord.”

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jonnysun jomny sun

if u ask beyomce if she is a destinys child, she legaly has to say my name say my name when no one is aroumd u say baby i lov

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